Well, I was chillin' at my grandma's and eatin' on shrooms
Then her best friend, Maggie, came into the room
She was 80 years old and lookin' 79
Her decayin' hips a-swayin' and her boobies draggin' behind
And I said
Saggy bitches is what I want
Saggy titties and saggy cunts
Saggy bitches is all I need
So come on, Granny, let's fuck and smoke the weed
I was hangin' at the bingo hall and eatin' more shrooms
Then someone squeezed my ass and said
"Hey, guess who"
I turned around to see Saggy Maggie smilin' at me
And she said, "Young Stud, I think we need some privacy"
Then I said
Saggy bitches is what I want
Saggy titties and saggy cunts
Saggy bitches is all I need
So come on, Granny, get on your hands and knees
Saggy bitches is what I want
Saggy titties and saggy cunts
Saggy bitches is all I need
So come on, Maggie, won't you marry me
Maggie: I will!
Zach: Really?
Maggie: Of course I'll marry you!
Zach: That's wonderful news!
Maggie: Now, come on, let's fuck!
Zach: You got it, Baby!
Maggie: Take off that Rastafarian wig, and let's FUCK!
Zach: Okay, here we go!
Zach and Maggie: ...AGH!
(Continuing sex sounds during instrumental break)
I'll help you wipe your ass every night
Caress you down just the way that you like
Let you chain me up against the wall
And do the thing where you tase my balls
I'll do it all, do it all alright
I'll love you for the last couple weeks of your life
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