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lyrics

Hey, Mr. Candle Man
I'm your biggest candle fan
I wanna hold your candle hand
so take me to your Candle Land
Candles don't have S.T.D.s
so I'll get on my hands and knees
make a wish and close my eyes
and blow a flame that never dies

I'm in love with The Candle Man
I'm in love with The Candle Man
I'm in love with The Candle Man
I'm in love, 'cause The Candle Man can

Put your candle in my cake
and tell me what do candles make
Show me how your candle-sacks
produce all this candle wax
Candles don't have S.T.D.s
so I'll get on my hands and knees
make a wish and close my eyes
and blow a flame that never dies

(Zach:)
*GASP!* Candle Man!

(Candle Man:)
Hey, Mr. Amory
You're the only guy who believes in me
but we can save this world in need
if only you would spread my seed
Don't worry about my S.T.D.s
it only burns when you pee
so take my hand, and this world shall see
that we can live in harmony and shit

(Zach:)
You guys see this shit?
It's the fucking Candle Man, in OUR STUDIO!
I told you he was real, bitches!

(Josh:)
Uhh...what are you pointing at, Zach?
Look guys, Zach's kinda freaking me out right now.

(Dallas:)
Wait... Shut the fuck up, Josh...
I can FEEL him!
I think...I BELIEVE!

(guitar solo)

I'm in love with The Candle Man
I'm in love with The Candle Man
I'm in love with The Candle Man
I'm in love, 'cause The Candle Man can

(Choir:)
I'm in love with The Candle Man
I'm in love with The Candle Man
I'm in love with The Candle Man
I'm in love, 'cause The Candle Man can

credits

from Revenge of the Byclops (Juicy Version), released October 1, 2017
Music by Dallas Welk, Zach Amory, and Chris Watkins.
Lyrics by Zach Amory.
Story by Dallas Welk and Zach Amory.
Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Zach Amory.
© 2013-2018 Dead Set Media.

Voice Credits (In Order of Appearance):
Zach Amory as himself, Josh, and additional voices.
Chris Watkins as The Candle Man and additional voices.
Dallas Welk as himself and additional voices.

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Pink for President Birmingham, Alabama

An alternative rock band from the southeast, Pink for President consists of Zach Amory (vocals/guitar), Dallas Welk (guitar), Damon Delmont (bass), and Eric Hoen (drums). The quartet elaborates on the punk rock genre with various musical styles and is known for adding comedy and world-building to all of their creative outlets. ... more

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