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Revenge of the Byclops (Juicy Version)

by Pink for President

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Twizzlers 02:26
All day, I listen to this shit I'm sick of everything they did I know it's nothing in the end Let's go and bring all of our friends And I'll never get caught up with you again I don't want to fall into this life All night, I think I'm gonna stay Alright? I'll party either way I know this time will ever end Let's go and do it all again And I'll never get caught up with you again I don't want to fall into this life Your words are so pointless I don't understand why you're spending all your time Just trying to prove what is right (Let it go!) Don't throw away your life (Let it go!) Forget it all tonight (Let it go!) Don't throw away your life (Let it go!) Forget it all tonight
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Web-Slinger 02:47
You never would expect this from me Now I know it's right And everything that used to hold me down's The reason why I even try It's not the kind of life I planned out in my mine But now's the time to save what's yours and mine And I'll hand over everything Just please remember this of me And just let go of all we've known I'll take this one; you'll make it out on your own I wish I could explain what's going down When I'm away You're better off when I am not around Please know it's useless if I stay It's not the kind of life I planned out in my mind But now's the time to save what's yours and mine And I'll hand over everything Just please remember this of me And just let go of all we've known I'll take this one; you'll make it out on your own And I'll hand over everything Just please remember this of me And just let go of all we've known I'll take this one; you'll make it out on your own
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The other night, I was invited to a party Don't know why, 'cause I'm not friends with anybody there This celebration has no meaning I don't see why they would need me Wasting time when I don't even care When I decided maybe I should go This girl outside demanded me to take her home She talked the whole way there She kissed me when we got to the stairs Tomorrow night, we're gonna see This local band at the F.P.T.* They sound much better than most people say And when they play our favorite song We know it won't last very long Before the crowd will force them off the stage As long as you're with me It doesn't matter where we go As long as you're with me It doesn't matter where we go When I decided maybe I should go This girl outside demanded me to take her home She talked the whole way there She kissed me when we got to the stairs *Featured Players Theater in Dothan, Alabama
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Hey, Mr. Candle Man I'm your biggest candle fan I wanna hold your candle hand so take me to your Candle Land Candles don't have S.T.D.s so I'll get on my hands and knees make a wish and close my eyes and blow a flame that never dies I'm in love with The Candle Man I'm in love with The Candle Man I'm in love with The Candle Man I'm in love, 'cause The Candle Man can Put your candle in my cake and tell me what do candles make Show me how your candle-sacks produce all this candle wax Candles don't have S.T.D.s so I'll get on my hands and knees make a wish and close my eyes and blow a flame that never dies (Zach:) *GASP!* Candle Man! (Candle Man:) Hey, Mr. Amory You're the only guy who believes in me but we can save this world in need if only you would spread my seed Don't worry about my S.T.D.s it only burns when you pee so take my hand, and this world shall see that we can live in harmony and shit (Zach:) You guys see this shit? It's the fucking Candle Man, in OUR STUDIO! I told you he was real, bitches! (Josh:) Uhh...what are you pointing at, Zach? Look guys, Zach's kinda freaking me out right now. (Dallas:) Wait... Shut the fuck up, Josh... I can FEEL him! I think...I BELIEVE! (guitar solo) I'm in love with The Candle Man I'm in love with The Candle Man I'm in love with The Candle Man I'm in love, 'cause The Candle Man can (Choir:) I'm in love with The Candle Man I'm in love with The Candle Man I'm in love with The Candle Man I'm in love, 'cause The Candle Man can
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Catching On 02:48
I don't know what I was thinking To believe that you were changing But your mind is the only thing And you'll never be the same I don't care what you are saying Every breath that you are wasting 'Cause I know everything you've done And you'll never be the same It's okay; I don't wanna be part of this anymore 'Cause it's never gonna be just what it was before And I don't wanna be part of this anymore 'Cause it's never gonna be just what it was before I'm aware of what they're saying Catching on to how you're changing 'Cause we know everything you've done And you'll never be the same It's okay; I don't wanna be part of this anymore 'Cause it's never gonna be just what it was before And I don't wanna be part of this anymore 'Cause it's never gonna be just what it was before Whoever's next in line is better off next time Whoever's next in line is better off Whoever's next in line is better off next time Whoever's next in line is better off It's okay; I don't wanna be part of this anymore 'Cause it's never gonna be just what it was before And I don't wanna be part of this anymore 'Cause it's never gonna be just what it was before
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I tried to hold it back and keep this to myself Instead, I'd tell you things I said but never felt But now, you bring him down, and you go on with your life I realize that I was right 'Cause you go down on all the guys You said, "I'm feeling sick, so I'll just stay home tonight" He said, "Well, that's okay, Babe. I hope you'll be alright" But he knows what's going on Yeah, you really get around He doesn't have the guts to say what he found out When you left him waiting by the stairs He should have known you'd be gone Yeah, he knows the reason you weren't there But you're all he's got, and it's just too hard to move on The time is adding up, and he wonders what it's for This place is not the same as it was a year before And now, he's had enough of the shit you put him through He's known for way too long about the things you do Because you left him waiting by the stairs He should have known you'd be gone Yeah, he knows the reason you weren't there You're all he's got, but now it's time to move on Now it's time to move on Now it's time to move on Now it's time to move on And now, there's no one waiting by the stairs You should have known he'd be gone Yeah, you know the reason he's not there He's all you've got, and it's just too bad, so move on
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G.F.Y. 02:46
You waste your time, just trying to keep up with them They're not really your friends You just follow their trends And I can't stand how you look down on the ones Who don't fall for your lies They just live their own lives So take a look at yourself You think you're someone, but you're just like everyone else Yeah, take a look at yourself 'Cause you're no better than me You only wish you could be You'll never be alright with how it turned out You only do as they say They love you if you obey It makes me sick how you'll throw away everything Just so the one's that you've got Will like you for who you're not So take a look at yourself You think you're someone, but you're just like everyone else Yeah, take a look at yourself 'Cause you're no better than me You only wish you could be And I'll be okay 'Cause even when the fads wear off, my friends will stay And when you're afraid The people that you trust will turn around and walk away So go fuck yourself You think you're someone, but you're just like everyone else Yeah, go fuck yourself 'Cause you're no better than me You only wish you could be
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Grass Man 02:37
Zach: Don't pollute, 'cause it is bad Dallas: Or the Grass Man will come...and rape your dad Zach: He'll eat your soul...with his FINGERS Dallas: Because they are his "soul eaters" Zach: He'll fuck you in the face, then he'll fuck you in the ass Dallas: Because you fucked with his fucking grass Zach: So don't leave your garbage on the ground Dallas: Or the Grass Man's dick will slap you down Chorus: I used to go without a care With pollution every day But the Grass Man came into my life And he showed me a better way Zach: Little Timmy was walking home from school Dallas: He threw some trash on the ground Zach: That CRAZY FOOL Dallas: The Grass man arose from the depths of hell Zach: And kicked little Timmy in the balls Dallas: Timmy just dropped to his knees and cried Zach: 'cause all of his sperm...died Zach: He was late for dinner that night, and his father asked him, "Where the fuck have you been, you little faggot?" and started beating him repeatedly with a fire poker as he continued, "You faggot piece of shit! I wish you had died instead of your mother!" Timmy cried himself to sleep that night, and the next day, he was hit by a bus! His father never had a chance to apologize and express the true pride he felt for his son... Chorus: I used to go without a care With pollution everyday But the Grass Man came into my life And he showed me a better way Zach and Dallas chanting: Grass Man! Grass Man! Grass Man! Grass Man! Grass Man: Hey, little bitches, it's the Grass Maaaaan! Here we go! Check my flow, muthah fuckahhs! I'm the Grass Man I came from the underworld I'm here to rip off the nuts of you boys and girls You trashin' my turf Now that ain't right So I'm gonna eat yo' balls tonight Don't get me wrong I'm not mean I just don't like it when you trash my green When I watch you throw away your trash and miss I wanna drown you in Grass man piss I used to go without a care With pollution everyday But the Grass Man came into my life And he showed me a better way 'Cause the grass man is rad And I want to be rad Pollution is bad And that's not rad at all
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Battle Song 02:17
All this time I spent Taking hits and giving in I never thought we would end up this way But now I'm not the one And everything's already gone Now, there's nothing left to say I just don't understand, so Tell me now Just why you're still around I'm fucked this time You've got me in this state of mind I can't let go I wish I never met you So now you're here again And telling me it's not the end But I won't wait around until you need me It's harder to forget When you face me with my regrets Just turn your back on me and leave I just don't understand, so Tell me now Just why you're still around Fucked this time You've got me in this state of mind I can't let go I wish I never met you Tell me now Just why you're still around Fucked this time You've got me in this state of mind I can't let go I wish I never met you
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Laura 02:31
When I first met you I didn't think you'd ever lead me by the hand How did I get you It's a wonder, and I'll never understand You were the purest Always getting me with everything you said Can someone cure this Now, it's a poison, and it's rushing through my head You were the best thing that ever got me this far down You could have done so much better But I wish I got away with it somehow You really got me Everybody says it goes away in time But maybe not me I found the one that was impossible to find You were the best thing that ever got me this far down You could have done so much better But I wish I got away with it somehow And I'll never look back and regret Everything that I'll never forget Even if I have nothing to show It was the best thing that I'll ever know You were the best thing that I'll ever know
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Buttsuckers 01:48
They all say "Put the punk shit away No one here can relate Can't you see it's dead" Maybe they're right We should all sound alike Just forget who you are Be hardcore instead 'Cause in this scene No one knows what I mean And they find it obscene When they laugh in their face They take these things so seriously Guess it's how you gotta be to fit in this place Don't even try 'Cause we're not the same Go on; deny This moment of change The time is now And the scene is going down 'Cause we're fucking up this town With our pop punk shit So just get out If you don't like the sound 'Cause we're gonna stick around And we'll never quit I won't stand by As we fall in line And the world lives out a lie Don't forget what's right Fuck all the fads Just remember what you had And don't ever turn your back on your own life Don't even try 'Cause we're not the same Go on; deny This moment of change You hide behind the people just like you Fed up with lies, it's time to break through
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Well, I was chillin' at my grandma's and eatin' on shrooms Then her best friend, Maggie, came into the room She was 80 years old and lookin' 79 Her decayin' hips a-swayin' and her boobies draggin' behind And I said Saggy bitches is what I want Saggy titties and saggy cunts Saggy bitches is all I need So come on, Granny, let's fuck and smoke the weed I was hangin' at the bingo hall and eatin' more shrooms Then someone squeezed my ass and said "Hey, guess who" I turned around to see Saggy Maggie smilin' at me And she said, "Young Stud, I think we need some privacy" Then I said Saggy bitches is what I want Saggy titties and saggy cunts Saggy bitches is all I need So come on, Granny, get on your hands and knees Saggy bitches is what I want Saggy titties and saggy cunts Saggy bitches is all I need So come on, Maggie, won't you marry me Maggie: I will! Zach: Really? Maggie: Of course I'll marry you! Zach: That's wonderful news! Maggie: Now, come on, let's fuck! Zach: You got it, Baby! Maggie: Take off that Rastafarian wig, and let's FUCK! Zach: Okay, here we go! Zach and Maggie: ...AGH! (Continuing sex sounds during instrumental break) I'll help you wipe your ass every night Caress you down just the way that you like Let you chain me up against the wall And do the thing where you tase my balls I'll do it all, do it all alright I'll love you for the last couple weeks of your life
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Revenge of the Byclops is Pink for President's debut concept album, which tells the story of an evil, two-eyed monster known as The Byclops. The album was originally released in 2013 and remastered in 2017.

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released October 1, 2017

Zach Amory - lead vocals, rhythm guitar, synths
Dallas Welk - lead guitar, vocals
Chris Watkins - bass guitar, vocals

Music by Dallas Welk, Zach Amory, and Chris Watkins.
Additional vocals in "The Candle Man" performed by Johnny Yohn.
Lyrics by Zach Amory, with "The Other Night" and "Grass Man" co-written by Dallas Welk.
Story by Dallas Welk and Zach Amory.
Album artwork by Dallas Welk.
Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Zach Amory.
© 2013-2018 Dead Set Media.

Voice Credits (In Order of Appearance):
Dallas Welk as himself, Laura, and additional voices.
Zach Amory as himself, Josh, Lex, Commander Quick, The Byclops, Grass Man, Maggie, and additional voices.
Christopher Watkins as The Candle Man, Captain Gorgeous, and additional voices.

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An alternative rock band from the southeast, Pink for President consists of Zach Amory (vocals/guitar), Dallas Welk (guitar), Damon Delmont (bass), and Eric Hoen (drums). The quartet elaborates on the punk rock genre with various musical styles and is known for adding comedy and world-building to all of their creative outlets. ... more

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