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lyrics

Zach: Don't pollute, 'cause it is bad
Dallas: Or the Grass Man will come...and rape your dad
Zach: He'll eat your soul...with his FINGERS
Dallas: Because they are his "soul eaters"
Zach: He'll fuck you in the face, then he'll fuck you in the ass
Dallas: Because you fucked with his fucking grass
Zach: So don't leave your garbage on the ground
Dallas: Or the Grass Man's dick will slap you down

Chorus:
I used to go without a care
With pollution every day
But the Grass Man came into my life
And he showed me a better way

Zach: Little Timmy was walking home from school
Dallas: He threw some trash on the ground
Zach: That CRAZY FOOL
Dallas: The Grass man arose from the depths of hell
Zach: And kicked little Timmy in the balls
Dallas: Timmy just dropped to his knees and cried
Zach: 'cause all of his sperm...died

Zach: He was late for dinner that night, and his father asked him, "Where the fuck have you been, you little faggot?" and started beating him repeatedly with a fire poker as he continued, "You faggot piece of shit! I wish you had died instead of your mother!" Timmy cried himself to sleep that night, and the next day, he was hit by a bus! His father never had a chance to apologize and express the true pride he felt for his son...

Chorus:
I used to go without a care
With pollution everyday
But the Grass Man came into my life
And he showed me a better way

Zach and Dallas chanting: Grass Man! Grass Man! Grass Man! Grass Man!

Grass Man: Hey, little bitches, it's the Grass Maaaaan! Here we go! Check my flow, muthah fuckahhs!

I'm the Grass Man
I came from the underworld
I'm here to rip off the nuts of you boys and girls
You trashin' my turf
Now that ain't right
So I'm gonna eat yo' balls tonight
Don't get me wrong
I'm not mean
I just don't like it when you trash my green
When I watch you throw away your trash and miss
I wanna drown you in Grass man piss

I used to go without a care
With pollution everyday
But the Grass Man came into my life
And he showed me a better way
'Cause the grass man is rad
And I want to be rad
Pollution is bad
And that's not rad at all

credits

from Revenge of the Byclops (Juicy Version), released October 1, 2017
Music by Dallas Welk, Zach Amory, and Chris Watkins.
Lyrics by Dallas Welk and Zach Amory.
Story by Dallas Welk and Zach Amory.
Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Zach Amory.
© 2013-2018 Dead Set Media.

Voice Credits (In Order of Appearance):
Zach Amory as himself, Grass Man, and additional voices.
Dallas Welk as himself.

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Pink for President Birmingham, Alabama

An alternative rock band from the southeast, Pink for President consists of Zach Amory (vocals/guitar), Dallas Welk (guitar), Damon Delmont (bass), and Eric Hoen (drums). The quartet elaborates on the punk rock genre with various musical styles and is known for adding comedy and world-building to all of their creative outlets. ... more

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