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And the Sword of PFP​-​ness (Juicy Version)

by Pink for President

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1.
Remind me why I do this to myself The bright side seems further away Remind me just what we were fighting for 'Cause I would give my life to feel alive again It started with an avalanche Never really had a chance Of avoiding our own success But the moment came and quickly passed Then we hit the bottom fast Now, I'm wondering what comes next Sometimes, I forget Just what this means to me And sometimes, I regret Investing in these dreams It's feeling like the end Of this home that we built As the memories fade away, so Remind me why I do this to myself The bright side seems further away Remind me just what we were fighting for 'Cause I would give my life to feel alive again But as I write the lyrics down Memories come back around Of a feeling this all once gave The pictures are no longer clear But as long as they appear Maybe we can get back someday Sometimes, I forget Just what this means to me And sometimes, I regret Investing in these dreams It's feeling like the end Of this home that we built As the memories fade away, so Remind me why I do this to myself The bright side seems further away Remind me just what we were fighting for 'Cause I would give my life to feel alive again Remind me why I do this to myself The bright side seems further away Remind me just what we were fighting for 'Cause I would give my life to feel alive again
2.
Eons before the birth of our galaxy, a war raged on between The Titans and The Cyclops over control of the universe. The Cyclops overwhelmed The Titans with their enchanted weapons and armor, forged by the great blacksmith and sorcerer, Pinck. However, with each victorious battle, Pinck caught a glimpse of the corruption herding his people into the very darkness they fought to destroy. In the hands of every soldier, marching across the threshold, were the guiding shimmers of his own creations, and soon, his own destruction.
3.
Happy 02:28
I feel like I'm out of my mind And you never cared what's inside You say, "Keep walking in a straight line" When you know that it's a field of landmines If you're not happy Don't tell me how to be happy If you're not happy Then what makes you think you've got all the answers for me It's time to change the scenery now It looks right without you in the background We'll do everything we always dreamed about 'Cause you won't be around to tear it all down You spread your ignorance without a second thought Never taking the time to realize what you've got The way you treat me makes me think that you forgot So allow me to remind you of everything that you just lost You're not happy So don't tell me how to be happy You're not happy So what makes you think you've got all the answers for me
4.
Pinck became restless, haunted by two possible, terrible outcomes: would The Cyclops fall to the tyranny of The Titans, or would they be consumed by their own lust for power? In the midst of pondering a solution, Pinck was approached by a dark apparition, claiming to be the god of The Titans. At first, he dismissed the figure as a tired sorcerer's delusion, but, upon making eye contact with the being, became overwhelmed by a godly presence all-too real. The Titan God commanded Pinck to forge a single, most-powerful weapon for The Titans, for only then would the true destiny of the universe unfold. Anxious to surrender his burden to a higher power, Pinck followed The Titan God into the abyss. There, he was granted supernatural resources for his greatest invention.
5.
This world is a heaven on it's way to Oblivion The angels and demons hide in waiting below the skin And I will find it hard to sleep tonight 'Cause I'll be staring into your cold eyes when I close mine And I don't want to see your face right now Forever dreaming of the different ways that you let me down There's nothing left but a reminder Of the things I wish that I could forget somehow But you were my hero You were my hero The world was a safer place under the shade of your shadow You were my hero You were my hero The world was a safer place under the shade of your shadow The dead have arisen with this life that you've given me I reach for your weapon, then I swing at the enemy And now, I think I've got it figured out Because I felt it in The Underground when I fell back down You're still right there to remind me Of the things I always seem to forget somehow 'Cause you are my hero You are my hero But the world is a brighter place out of the shade of your shadow You are my hero You are my hero But the world is a brighter place out of the shade of your shadow
6.
Tribes 02:47
You point fingers at anyone Who doesn't give a damn about your so-called revolution In the name of social justice You divide us all with labels: hypocritical solution How can you assign the blame To those you don't even know Equality's your new game And you play it up, just for show Do you know what you're even fighting for Are you only in it for yourself Let go of your narrow-minded ways Before you become the one you hate Now, you're a threat to your own beliefs As you attack the very people you're assumed to be defending To play the victim and the hero Is a fucking contradiction, and the war is never-ending How can you decide the fate Of those you don't even know You claim to see beyond the face But you point us out in a row Do you know what you're even fighting for Are you only in it for yourself Let go of your narrow-minded ways Before you become the one you hate Do you know what you're even fighting for Are you only in it for yourself Let go of your narrow-minded ways Before you become the one you hate
7.
Outnumbered and overpowered, The Titans took a final stand against The Cyclops. The gods of both armies hovered above the battlefield as they anxiously awaited the war's conclusion and the victor's dominance of the universe. Suddenly, a massive portal opened up amidst the bloodshed. Out of its darkness emerged Pinck, wielding a magical sword that paralyzed the soldiers in awe. The Titan God laughed, knowing that his unlikely victory was now a certainty. Pinck raised the sword above his head and was surrounded by a powerful aura. The battleground shook as he spoke the following words: “Your gods will never bring balance to this world. They will urge you to fight for their glory, even after you've crossed the line into tyranny. From this day forward, you are your own gods! Work together to create paradise, or drag each other down into Hell...where these two await you.” With his final words, Pinck stabbed the sword deep into the ground, sending a shockwave that knocked the soldiers off their feet. The gods shrieked in terror as they began to disintegrate from this world, and, having used up all of his power, Pinck could feel his body preparing to follow them. He took one last look at the soldiers, who were now helping both allies and enemies back to their feet as if awoken from a life-long trance. A large, Cyclops tear fell from his face and splashed upon the sword like a newly-planted seed given water for the first time. He then closed his eye and embraced passing from this life, leaving the Cyclops and Titans to create a new world of balance: what is now our universe. At the center of it all remains...the SWORD OF PFP-NESS!
8.
Lift 03:03
You're a beautiful girl with an ugly reflection Always staring it down and making corrections And when I came around, I was suffering in a similar way But when you're blinded by your own self doubt You can't see the hands around you, reaching out We're a beautiful pair with some ugly collisions Insecurities show in the hasty decisions Take a moment to see that we're suffering in a similar way But when you're blinded by your own self doubt You can't see the hands around you reaching out I've wasted so much time Pulling you down when I could lift myself just fine It's a long way up from here But I'm ready to make the climb It's a long way up, but don't look down It's a long way up, but don't look down It's a long way up, but don't look down It's a long way up, but don't look down I've wasted so much time Pulling you down when I could lift myself just fine It's a long way up from here But I'm ready to make the climb And I would carry you on my back Just to make it up in time It's a long way up from here But I'm ready to make the climb
9.
Kid: Wow, Mister! That story was the fuckin' tits! Narrator: Indeed, the supple, perky breasts of truth and knowledge. Kid: Wait. That was a true story? Narrator: Yep. I read it on TotallyTrueStoriesForReal.com Kid: Woooaaahhh... Narrator: Well, it was nice talking to you, Kid. I must return to dark corners of your psyche. Kid: Wait, what? Narrator: Ooooommmmmm... Kid: AAAAGGGGHHHH!

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And the Sword of PFP-ness is Pink for President's third record and prequel to Revenge of the Byclops. The story follows a blacksmith and sorcerer named Pinck as he enters The Abyss to obtain dark magic and forge the most powerful weapon in the universe.

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released December 6, 2018

Zach Amory - lead vocals, rhythm guitar, bass guitar, synths
Dallas Welk - lead guitar, vocals
Alex Tjoland - drums

Music by Dallas Welk, Zach Amory, and Alex Tjoland.
Lyrics by Zach Amory.
Story by Dallas Welk and Zach Amory.
Narration by Lee Gilford.
Recorded by Ryan Richburg.
Mixed and mastered by Zach Amory.
Album artwork by Zach Amory.
© 2018 Dead Set Media.

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An alternative rock band from the southeast, Pink for President consists of Zach Amory (vocals/guitar), Dallas Welk (guitar), Damon Delmont (bass), and Eric Hoen (drums). The quartet elaborates on the punk rock genre with various musical styles and is known for adding comedy and world-building to all of their creative outlets. ... more

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